Jack and The Beanstalk

Charing Cross Theatre, London.

Jack and The Beanstalk

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Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick - "the best adult pantomime in London" (Theatre Weekly).

Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?

This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!

Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin - "wonderful as ever" - (Time Out) - returns to play Dame Trott.

Responses to last year’s panto from the same team:

***** “The hit of the festive season” (The Stage)

**** “Terrifically entertaining” (Gay Times)

***** “I don’t think I have laughed so hard in a theatre ever” (Box Office Radio)

**** “A filthy festive delight. Outstanding” (All That Dazzles)

***** “The pantomime we never knew we needed. A must-see” (The Live Review)

Important Information

£0.50 restoration levy (collected on behalf of the theatre) appears as part of the face value.

Booking Period: 23 November 2024 - 11 January 2025

Performance Times: Tuesday - Saturday 7.30pm, Saturday 2.30pm and Sunday 2pm & 6.30pm

Running Time: TBC

Age Restriction: 18 and over

Venue: Charing Cross Theatre, The Arches, Villiers St, London WC2N 6NL



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